■ THAILAND, BANGKOK: As the world plunges ever deeper into climate cris is, I’ve made a solemn food vow! To stop eating beef, pork, horse, dogs, cobra snakes and humans and get all my protein from one abundant climate neutral source: bugs and insects!
Easier said than done though. As i wandered around Bangkok’s famous night market in Ratchada I ran into one tasty temptuous Thai street food delicacy after the other. From seafood to juicy pork chops and spare ribs, this market had it all.
And to make it extra hard to resist, roughly 80% of the market stalls were staffed by hotties! What’s a man to do… As I started asking for directions to the bug street vendors I had a bright idea!
But would Greta approve?
■ I try eating Scorpion in the same market: https://youtu.be/LIdK8FAoofQ